Jack Sparrow

Brilliant pirate, captain of the black pearl and a good man!

Sexiest man on the planet

Other keywords:funny, hot, smart, drunk, cool, cunning, flamboyant, insane

And lets not forget his eyeliner!

*slap* Not sure I deserved that
*slap* I may have deserved that
*slap* That one I deserved

But why is the rum gone?

Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for

Now bring me that horizon

by Jack's pirate girl February 1, 2004

Surrey Jack

An Indo canadian person who thinks he’s top shit and tax’s people’s shoes and clothes, Usually they vape, smoke weed, and drink crown royal. They have a turbine haircut, and wear Jordan, Nike, Adidas or Champion. Most live in newton but is now expanding to guildford and white rock. You can find most surrey jacks at GTC or Central. There instagrams usually include “604” in them.

P1: Hey wanna go to GTC

P2: No way the surrey jack is there and he stole my canada goose

by crack is good November 15, 2019

Jack's Mannequin

Andrew McMahon of Something Corporate's insanely amazing side project.

"When I listen to Jack's Mannequin, it totally makes me melt."

by Krissala September 28, 2005

Patty Jack

A homeless man's dick jammed into a thong.

Yo...Look over there that homeless guy has a Patty Jack

holy shit dude, thats gross..

by Mr.Sark July 5, 2012

Jack Sparrow

the only pirate i've ever wanted to shag.

Jack sparrow? he could shiver my timbers any old time.

by DoMe.Com March 1, 2009

Shitty Jack

The act of jacking off while simultaneously taking a shit.

Guy 1: "That guy's been in the stall for 20 minutes!"
Guy 2: "He must be getting a Shitty Jack."

by boosac May 21, 2020

Jack walten

Jack walten is married to rosemary walten and has 3 kids. Ed walten, molly walten, and sophie walten. He has a burger restaurant with his best friend Felix kranken. Jack walten went missing after Felix kranken Tokyo drifted because Ed and Molly were talking about fnaf gacha life videos and ended up killing them. Then his wife, rosemary walten gets dismembered like the spider in my bathroom and stuffed into a sheep animatronic named sha. People think jack is in the animatronic named bon but idk lol

Noob: Hey who's jack walten?

Fruit: a character from the walten files.

Noob: oh okay.... What's the walten files?

Fruit: files about the walten nah just kidding, it's a series on YouTube made by Martin walls.

by Your cool dad louis July 28, 2021