The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

Sen Ten Tor?

A joke that your significant other wouldn’t understand.

I can’t believe Jen doesn’t understand Sen Ten Tor?

by Xdian135 June 1, 2024

Top Ten Times I Asked

The winner of three Nobel prizes, a best selling book originally written by Luke Coleman. The book is 156 pages that have no print, nothing on them. After its immediate fame, the new sequel "I only asked on opposite day" was written.

I read Top ten times I asked today. I'm amazed. Life changing.

by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

ten rope

When you're skipping rocks and your rock skips ten times. Not to be confused with ten roping, when you're ejaculating and you have ten consecutive ejections.

"I ten roped that bitch"

by thechinasaur January 9, 2021

Silas you gotta give me ten bucks

SILAS IF YOURE READING THIS YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME 10 TOMORROW

Silas you gotta give me ten bucks

by Nachodee December 31, 2023

hop on tens

Going from 0-100 in a matter of seconds

Stfu or hop on tens

by Savage2118 August 7, 2016

dropping ten pennies

The act of spreading false information, gossip, rumors, and bullshit to defame a person’s character.

Aunt Shirley is going around dropping ten pennies on her nephew to try to smear his good name.

by King Krilla September 23, 2022