humpa

A short, stocky wide youth, who looks like an "umpa-lumpa" or a "hobbit". Asian appearance, small fat hands with a receding hairline (balding). Loves cheese and onion potato chips and chilli bread sandwich as a quick snack. Often gets abused by tall white men by the names of Gregory. Also has a hobby of playing with his penis.

Humpa: Ohhhhh man! *eats chilli bread sandwich, plays with penis and licks fingers* Ahh my balls are on fire!

Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.

by John Wayne May 13, 2005

cousin humper

an idiot, originates from sybermoms.

That woman was a cousin humper for smacking her kid in the face

by snoop dog March 1, 2005

Rock Humper

A name given to a person or group of people who consider themselves rock climbers. Whether they climb professionally or for recreation, man or woman, they are all rock humpers.
This name was given to this unique group by me due to my inability to understand their passion for climbing on rocks. I believe that they like rocks more than people. They enjoy climbing so much that it seems only natural to suggest that they have a relationship with the rock that goes beyond the need to not only climb it but dominate it like a dog does another.
These unique individuals usually gather in groups weekly, humping man-made artificial indoor cliffs.
Can also be shortened to 'humpers' to dramatically increase the effect.

Me: "Hey Tucker, you goin' humpin' this weekend ?"
Them: "Hells yeah, you know it. We're humpin da shit out of the Red River Gorge."
Me: "Can you believe that they would rather go climbing than go to the best concert ever ? What a bunch of rock humpers."
My team: "Can you believe those humpers think they can beat us in football ?? I mean come on, you can hump yosemite but you can't catch or throw a pass !"

by bb0bbby February 29, 2008

Bunny Hump

humping super fast while having anal sex.

"He humped me so hard and fast using the bunny hump my anus tore open!

by Gi/Gi June 24, 2009

Hump Day

The day chosen by a motorbike rider to continuously ride over speed breakers.

Look at John enjoying his hump day. He really knows how to ride up and down those speed breakers.

by Riderzzz March 13, 2013

hump

When combined with sport-to rub up against someone in a secksual way. See sport-hump.

Back in the day, we used to sport-hump the damsels out back 'o the barn after the county ball.

by hydroponics February 4, 2007

humpadumpdump

i had yor mom humped her then dumped her

humpadumpdump all night long

by TOMMIE May 13, 2005