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Intreotic humans

people that are stupid, annoying, bothersome, and crazy.
Those intreotic humans and their stupid strike.
by Dennis D. Georges May 6, 2008
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ultimate human

the ultimate human is a sex move, whereas an individual has his hands, feet, and head, inside of 5 other individual's anuses. The individual who is preforming the ultimate human must be named Timothy Jordan
John: Hey buddy how was your night?
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends
by SpookBones February 8, 2018
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Blank Human

A person that wears Neutral Colors is a person that see’s the better things in life. A person who doesn’t care enough about style, they like to keep it simple and sleek. It often looks like they wear the same clothes twice but they have multiple pairs. They usually Cary very few emotions and usually have a resting Bitch face. They don’t care for the bad things in life. They avoid drama and fights unless they truly have to defend them selfs. They don’t have energy to lie to anybody anymore and most likely have been through a heartbreak or two. They don’t talk about themselves unless somebody asks or that’s how they compare. A blank human does not care for the drama and the publicity, but they care for the fun, the experience, the stories, and the happiness that they rarely get even though They are deserving of it.
Person 1-“Look at Danny, Ever since that girl I haven’t seen an anything but a frown on his face, its been 2 years.”

Person 2 “he’s a blank human, she broke him and he’s still rebuilding himself, he looks mean but he really just doesn’t invite himself or spark conversations with anyone, Maybe we should invite him one day”

Person 1 “ Maybe we should he just looks like he’s been through everything

Person 2 “ he’s been through a lot, but he’s still pushing, im honestly surprised knowing that 90% of these people could never”
by The Blank Man May 2, 2023
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sleeper human

Use to describe someone who commonly had a desire to sleep or sleeps often.
"She's such a sleeper human, she slept the whole day away."
by maddeathie May 10, 2018
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human tractor

A male who plows all the hoes in the land as a hobby. Typically find them hanging around plow town waiting for some bitches.
Richard is a human tractor, man. He plows all the bitches and never gets tired. He's a machine!
by Moody Unicorn February 1, 2017
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Orange Human

Hey did you see that law that the orange human? made? Its hilarious.
by BabyYodaInAJar December 25, 2020
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Human Swing

The Human Swing is created when one person puts their feet in one swing, lays their upper body across another swing, and another person sits on them and begins to swing.
Example 1: Oh man, my armpits hurt from human swinging!
Example 2: Human swinging is like the funnest thing ever!!!
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