porcelain French horn

The shitter , the shit pot , the dunny, the chodbin, the shunky, the cludgy, the bog.
Excuse me for a brief few moments Delilah ,

One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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Rounding the Horn

The act of politely declining, avoiding or otherwise steering clear of the African horn when confronted with its formidable size and power ostensibly so as not to appear racist.
... " Ladies of good standing shall be well advised to adhere strictly to the policy of Rounding the Horn of Africa should it be offered , deny it, snub it slap it's purple swollen face. Rebuke and refuse it's rude and rampant advances costs, for ones honour may well be at stake, whilst remaining mindful of the consequences for international relations."
by The Marquis of Bath November 27, 2020
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payroll horns

It's when daddy uses his left hand, puts it above his forehead, making horns using the index and pinky fingers.
Sasha asked daddy, if he was a cop. He winks, and smiles at her, while replying with "payroll horns" as he turns and walks away.
by Daddy sleave December 24, 2024
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Horn-thwaple

A needy person who could solve most of their problems by not sheltering their thoughts while expecting people to know them
Man Carl is being a real horn-thwaple it would be so much easier if he told us what was wrong
by The Duke of Normandy January 16, 2013
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Alabama Train Horn

When someone reaches between a man's legs and tugs his balls down in an aggressive or assault style manner. This causes excruciating pain.
Well, Suzette caught Uncle Daddy with Cousin Jeska again and gave him the Alabama Train Horn. I think he learned his lesson.
by LemmePikachuBoo May 03, 2020
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Adam Van Horn

Adam Van Horn is a man who acts like he is above everyone, but in reality cares deeply for those in his close friends and family. He is extremely witty, but sometimes uses that wit to mess with his son, Brayden. He loves rock and crumbl cookies. He loves strawberry cake, but only when its made well. He loves tennis to the point of an addiction. Hes very nice and handsome, and a very hardworker. He is also an example of someone who tries their very best to be a good father, and he succeeded. Adam is a 8/10 person, and deserves to be referred to as master and king.
Adam Van Horn is such a hunk

I know right Adam is such a stud
by BestSonEverBv June 18, 2022
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