by Captain Minty August 28, 2017
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All of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for Dirty Pirate Hooker, this is the one true definition. A Dirty Pirate Hooker is a prostitute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a Dirty Pirate Hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for sex with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said Dirty Pirate Hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.
Her name was Cinammon, she came to our hotel room in Vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and skankiness told us that she wasn't only a stripper, she was indeed a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
by Alias_Invader October 8, 2014
Get the Dirty Pirate Hooker mug.When a slick woman or a group of slick women go from one new high rise pool to another, usually in a metropolitan town similar to AustinTX, in search of looking cool on their Instagram and or seeking a wealthy male to seduce and rob.
Tommy: Dude check out those hot chicks over at the far end of the pool they are hot!
Mike: Brother steer clear of them, they are HighRise Pool Hookers. They are searching for validation and the money in your wallet.
Tommy: I thought they looked familiar.
Mike: Yea next week they will probably be at the grand opening of the Four Seasons Residences pool side.
Mike: Brother steer clear of them, they are HighRise Pool Hookers. They are searching for validation and the money in your wallet.
Tommy: I thought they looked familiar.
Mike: Yea next week they will probably be at the grand opening of the Four Seasons Residences pool side.
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