Sweet Home Alabama

when ya love you family a little more than you should ;)

Man thats some sweet home alabama

by MotherFuckingBitch28 December 18, 2022

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Get the Sweet Home Alabamamug.

lights on no one's home

When someone is so fucked up that they're awake, but they're not really there mentally

Alex is so high right now, look at him - lights on no one's home

by highboi May 14, 2018

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Get the lights on no one's homemug.

Home Defense Musket

A copypasta talking about the use of american revolution weaponry as home defense weaponry

Home Defense Musket: Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

by Fueled by adhd November 11, 2021

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