Glorch

verb ; to dwell in a state of individually described comfort while rejecting accepted archtypes

Gator 1 - Would you like to go to the park today?

Gator 2 - No. I would rather glorch.

by glorchinggator July 30, 2010

glorgasmic

Verb: When something is both glorious and orgasmic it melds into a single entity of a word; glorgasmic.

Man this ice cream is better than fantastic. It's glorgasmic!

by RizzleNation February 27, 2011

Glorified Shit

When some one before you took a stinky shit in a bathroom and try to clear it up with febreeze, but the shit is stink that the combination of the two smells make it and even worse smell

Ahhh Man! That guy just left a Glorified Shit!

by theabsolutenerd October 14, 2014

Glorbulant

Describing a shape like a very round, fat sphere or pear, usually in regards to a person or animal. Generally derived from the words globe and orb, and similar to corpulent.

"That cat is so glorbulant... It must weigh nearly 30 lbs."

by Caperlily December 31, 2016

gloready

Gloready means , one that is about to be glo'd up or one that is already glo'd up but is about to be offically glo'd up forever,this meaning no one ,not even the city will cut his positivityness off.

I'm glo'd up and is about to be gloready.

by T_UZI TV March 21, 2017

Glorifry

Glorifying something which in reality harms the members of society.

To the detriment of society war is glorified by Hollywood and the media, but its glorification and "gorycealment" (concealing the bloody parts of violence) also helps ensure that sufficient young taxpayers will enlist in the armed forces to protect the nation from or allow Americans to react to, for example, the asinine invasion of Pearl Harbor in 1941, or other types of attacks individuals tend to find adjectives for. "Was it rational to attack the Japanese for invading Pearl Harbor," the professor asked. A student replied that if the U.S. hadn't attacked Japan, that empire would have grown stronger and as far away as the U.S. is from Japan, like the United Kingdom took back the Malvina Islands, Japan could have successfully invaded and conquered the U.S. So to imposibilize that, President Roosevelt did the correct thing by retaliating and inserting the U.S. into WWII. Some individuals suspect that glorifying war is an act of glorifrycation. So much for glorifry.

by but for October 25, 2017

Glorifry

Glorifying something which in reality harms the members of society.

To society's detriment war is glorified by Hollywood and the media, but its glorification and "gorycealment" (concealing the bloody consequences of violence, as in Hollywood violence) also helps ensure that sufficient young taxpayers will enlist in the armed forces to protect the nation from or allow Americans to react adequately to, for example, the asinine invasion of Pearl Harbor in 1941, or other types of attacks individuals tend to find adjectives for. "Was it rational to attack the Japanese for invading Pearl Harbor," the professor asked. A student replied that if the U.S. hadn't attacked Japan, that empire would have grown stronger and as far away as the U.S. is from Japan, like the United Kingdom took back the Malvina Islands, Japan could have successfully invaded and conquered the U.S. So to imposibilize that, President Roosevelt did the correct thing by retaliating and inserting the U.S. into WWII. Some individuals suspect that glorifying war is an act of glorifrycation. So much for glorifry.

by but for October 25, 2017