Glorbulant 

Describing a shape like a very round, fat sphere or pear, usually in regards to a person or animal. Generally derived from the words globe and orb, and similar to corpulent.

"That cat is so glorbulant... It must weigh nearly 30 lbs."

Glorbulant by Caperlily December 31, 2016

Gorgulant 

a compound of gorgeous and fraudulant, used to describe anybody who exploits their good looks for material gain.

"Cor, he must be 80 plus, she's so gorgulant!"

Gorgulant by Gemma_C August 31, 2007

to globulate 

The action of going into a room, becoming disorientated and forgetting where you are and what your original intentions were. At the same time, you have taken a piece of stationery into the room and brandished it at the air in the room in general, and then left without doing what you intended.

"Excuse me sir, are you trying to return this biro...?"

"oh no, He's just globulating. I think I want to globulate also."

to globulate by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

a globulator 

A person or object which has a tendency to globulate

"Oh no. A globulator. Flee children. Flee!"

a globulator by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

Globulate 

The act of deep dunking your balls in another's mouth. Similar to tea bagging but globulated balls are in deep....very deep.

Kate: "I was choking on your nuts there darling."
Steve: "Sorry love, I just had an overpowering urge to globulate!"

Globulate by Beadle's Pen May 3, 2010

globulating 

1) The act of existing while being extremely obese

2) The uncontrollable existence and unhindered motion of fat on one's body.

All those fat people were globulating all over the McDonalds.

or

He was globulating while watching T.V.

or

She was cute, but she was kind of globulating around the waist.

globulating by The Chern November 11, 2008

Globulate 

To form a glob*

* AKA a blob

"My biro is so shit all the ink globulate's at the end"

Globulate by Twigger Nob Neck February 22, 2008