Fuckin’ Farts

The act of plowing your significant other whilst trying to hold in a fart and maintain your boner.

I was boning the ol battle axe and had the fuckin’ farts so bad I lost my bone diggity.

by Assdickmcfuckface March 13, 2022

Fuckin Johnny

An expression used when that dumbass Johnny does some stupid shit again.

Fuckin Johnny pooped in the microwave again

by Hairymenacingfoot January 3, 2022

fuckin duck

when you try to say fuckin fuck but you click the wrong thing.

i forgot my poop! FUCKIN DUCK

by ooooooooooooooooohmcl January 13, 2022

Fuckin' with the scarf on

Having sexual intercourse with a muslim women who is completely naked except for her head dress.

Moe: what are you doing ?

Margaret: Taking off my clothes
Moe: we're fuckin' with the scarf on

by Rosewood December 2, 2016

fuckin boring

Boring is a term used for dry lumps of dust often affiliated with the name Mia Browne as she is very very boring and one can easily fall asleep when in contact with her.

Mia Browne went to the shop, the baker went up to her and called her fuckin boring

by ChunkyChips May 20, 2020

oh you fuckin ass

When you get so mad at someone or something you begin to rage and yell "oh you fucking asshole", but then the rage consumes your vocal cords and you temporaryilly go mute for a short bit.

Dude, Cory just pulled a oh you fuckin ass! I wonder what Stella did...

by Killerwase September 21, 2017

Dildo Fuckins

a state of mind

I'm feeling so dildo fuckins today!

by McDinolds May 14, 2017