Earth

Sometimes round, sometimes flat.

"The earth is round!"
"It's flat, though."
"Shut the fuck up, stupid flat earther."

by God Hashirama January 3, 2019

Earth

Combination of big pieces of land

Like north America South America Asia Europe Africa

I love our fucking dumb earth.

by Pataooil June 8, 2022

Earth Pearls

The edible rhizome of Stachys affinis also known as crosne, Japanese artichoke, or knotroot. The rhizome looks like white pearls pressed together and tastes like a gentle and slightly sweet radish raw. When cooked it takes like a slightly nuttier artichoke.

You can harvest earth pearls in the fall.

by MsWolf October 25, 2025

the realest nigga to ever walk planet earth

Joshua Gordon

It’s simple Joshua Gordon the realest nigga to ever walk planet earth

by Sauce walka June 18, 2024

Earth

A piece a shit rock infested with parasites called humans that hate on each other and need to be taught a lesson.

Why would you live on earth with all those 2 legged things?

by Topboy10000000000 June 26, 2021

Earth Monkey

Noun, A synonym for humans on earth. Not to be confused with apes of lower orders.

The earth monkeys learned how to split the atom in 1945.

by ULTIMA123 September 7, 2022

earth

A house where you're held hostage by 8 billion gay and retarded roommates.

Living on earth sucks but I can't afford a house in the afterlife.

by Kooyle January 21, 2024