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Facebook Vaguerism

Saying something vague on Facebook for attention. It's basically to get people to comment on your status or ask what's wrong. That's why it's a very attention whore like activity. However sometimes vaguerisms can indicate that they're posting about some one on their friends list and don't want to be obvious.
Susan Posts: Sometimes I just don't know anymore
Good Friend Posts: what's wrong/what happened.
Cynical Friend Posts: just say what's up this is such a Facebook Vaguerism!

Not limited to simple status, it can also involve hateful/depressed lyrics.

Susan Posts: I believe that lovers should be tied together thrown into the ocean on the worst of weather.
Good Friend: omg what happened?
Cynical Friend: Cut the Vaguerisms! just tell us what's up instead of posting some dumb sh*t on facebook.

Susan Posts: Have another drink and drive yourself home. I hope there's ice on all the roads... and you can think of me when you forget your seat belt.
Dumb Friend: Omg I love Brand New!
Good Friend: Who could you possibly hate this much? Please call me.
by RedPolkadot November 8, 2010
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Facebook Settling

When you're on facebook and no one cool is online, so you have to settle on talking to someone who isn't cool.
John:Man last night sucked so bad!

Bob:Why?

John:I ended up facebook settling because no one was on after the party.
by Kmp73 January 1, 2010
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Facebook Chat

One of the most retarded chat's in history.....ever. It allows one to communicate with someone, while at the same time logging you on and off. Resulting in many users to express their hatred of facebook chat via status updates, simutaniously starting a conversation on your status....okay facebook...clearly your suck at the art of online chats!
why does facebook chat have to always suck balls?
by c.c_me October 1, 2010
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facebook skank

Anyone who has more than 1000 facebook friends.
Tiffany has like 1100 facebook friends...what a facebook skank!
by Joseph Garboyle December 8, 2010
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Facebook Lullaby

When you cannot fall asleep so you turn to facebook to lull you to sleep, therefore cutting down on the amount of sleep you would have gotten had you not went on facebook in the first place
Mark: dude you look like a sleepless zombie!
Brandon: ya I couldn't fall asleep last night and had to use the Facebook Lullaby
Mark: (knowing look) ahhh...
by CapnBadass August 23, 2011
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Facebook Five

A facebook five is when you give someone a high five through facebook.
Alex: "Fuck yeh i can go, Woop"
Salem: "YEAH ALEX, facebook five"
by bobothepanda May 6, 2009
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Facebook Ninja

Someone skilled in the art of shadow netting; Appearing in facebook messages or pictures without owning an account. A Facebook Ninja can never be "tagged" and never appears on a wall. Therefore, they are one with the shadows of the internet and are needless of an account.
"Drew should just get an account already so I can write on his wall!" "He doesn't need to, he is a facebook ninja..."
by Drewanium February 22, 2008
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