Arm Wrestling the One Eyed Purple Headed Champion

1. Using the hands to beat the shit out of and pin down a cock. 2. A legal choke hold maneuver.

"I can't come over right now... I'm arm wrestling the one eyed purple headed champion."

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls

a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...

by royceda20 May 3, 2009

one eyed snake tapioca nasal drip

Chunky semen that resembles tapioca pudding

bitch: ahh! you got one eyed snake tapioca nasal drip in my eye!
playa: forshizzle!

by tru playa fareal July 3, 2006

Eyedive

Avoiding eye contact, and thus further confrontation, of a guy or girl you hooked up with previously as you have no intentions of carrying a relationship out or communicating with him or her.

Definition from Quincy Kwalae, Brice Fox, and Lauren Vogel's song "Eyedive"

Q: Isn't that the girl you hooked up with last night?
Beef: Naw man, that girl was way cuter--- holy shit, you're right.
Q: You better eyedive. Pretend you're texting and walk away...

by Aphetor November 27, 2010

Specky googly eyed goblin fart sniffer

A person who wears glasses and looks like they have googly eyes and look like a goblin and smell farts

Person 1 "Is that house made out of concrete?"
Person 2 "It's not made out of lego bricks you Specky googly eyed goblin fart sniffer"

by KristianPlayzGamez November 21, 2021

Red Eyed Double Dipped, African, Blackeyed Rocky Raccoon

The beverage of choice throughout the private jet industry. commonly used to to generate enough adrenaline to cope with a typical demands in the private jet industry. also used as first aid treatment on victims of cardiac arrest at Fingers Crossed Aviation. NOTE: Beverage is trade marked and produced in large volumes exclusively for Fingers Crossed Aviation. Beverage can also be used as a substitute for jet fuel.

Dude, the client for 87 is coming over to check up on his pull out tables. The coach is brewing up a couple of gallons of Red Eyed Double Dipped, African, Blackeyed Rocky Raccoon.

by DARRYL CRUTE December 11, 2006

one eyed one horned flying purple people eater

Your mother

My one eyed one horned flying purple people eater ate my best friend

by People Eater October 3, 2017