Ex-Smoker Complex

When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.

Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...

James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG

by DangerFinger May 2, 2015

ex malis eligere minima

Between two bads,we choose the lesser one.(the minimum bad)

He had two options:getting a bad grade or an absence at school.Ex malis eligere minima.

by The Persian King January 15, 2016

ex of gooly

a michto that is a backstabbing bitch. She does not deserve his yeezys

the ex of gooly is a bitch

by gooly October 13, 2018

Ex-joke

When someone makes a joke and after everyone’s already laughed keeps saying the same joke until it’s not funny at all anymore. Basically an expired joke.

I really wish john doe would stop using that same ex-joke. Everyone is literally not going to enjoy being around him all day.

by Theyoutuber2001 October 22, 2018

ex-mullet

Someone who used to have a mullet but you still want to make fun of them for having a mullet
Usually used when you see them and you scream it at them from a distance

"EX-MULLET"

by YaBoiUhSkinnyPenis December 13, 2018

KittyKawaiiGamer EX

1.the Goddess of cats
2.a youtuber who’s cute(and has only posted one video)
3.Saitan
4.the master mind

Yeet KittyKawaiiGamer EX just posted thee second video!

by A random woomy June 15, 2018

ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019