earth

A house where you're held hostage by 8 billion gay and retarded roommates.

Living on earth sucks but I can't afford a house in the afterlife.

by Kooyle January 21, 2024

Earth Monkey

Noun, A synonym for humans on earth. Not to be confused with apes of lower orders.

The earth monkeys learned how to split the atom in 1945.

by ULTIMA123 September 7, 2022

Flat earth privilege

means you can answer a question with a question, but also that you can demand that other people have to answer your questions. If you don’t like the answer you can ignore it and claim it is a part of the grand conspiracy. #flatearth

When he ignored the overwhelming evidence that the earth is a sphere and said the water would fall off a ball, he chose to ignore science and claimed flat earth privilege

by LuisVuittonDon January 10, 2020

managed out to earth

When a junior VC gets booted / managed out of their firm and finds a regular product, ops, strategy role and joins the rest of Silicon Valley plebeians

Caroline: What happened to Vikram? He stopped posting IG stories of Europe?

Kevin: oh he got managed out to earth by a16z. Seems like he’s a growth PM at Smartsheet now

by aodcarth September 19, 2022

Earth

A piece a shit rock infested with parasites called humans that hate on each other and need to be taught a lesson.

Why would you live on earth with all those 2 legged things?

by Topboy10000000000 June 26, 2021