dylan jarvis

an amazing person who is good at everything he does. most dylan jarvis's are atractive and are the life of a party because they love to get shwasted!

That Dylan Jarvis kid is totally fuckin that donkey! He is so cool! I wish I could be like him!

by dylanjarvis October 3, 2012

Dylan McCaffrey

A football player from Colorado who plays quarterback for the University of Michigan. He is the son of legendary Denver Broncos wide receiver Ed McCaffrey, and has three other brothers, all of which play football. His oldest brother Max, is currently a wide receiver for the San Francisco 49'ers. His older brother Christian, currently plays running back for the Carolina Panthers. His youngest brother is still in highschool and has committed to the University of Nebraska.

I can't wait to see what Dylan McCaffrey does on the field. He has big shoes to fill.

by ManyMinion007 December 27, 2018

Dylan Templeton

Dylan has a mahoosvie big hoory of a willy he just have a massive dong

Oh yeah Dylan (massive willy) Dylan Templeton

by Joshhhxo April 13, 2020

daddy dylan

he is soo hot that i would let him be mods on the discord cause he is so great

we should def let daddy dylan become mods

by not dylan22 October 14, 2020

Dylan Zitkus

A Comedy/Meme YouTuber/Tikoker that makes funny short videos on YouTube and TikTok.

Person 1: Hey! do you watch Dylan Zitkus on YouTube or Tiktok?

Person 2: No, never heard of him

Person 1: You should watch him, he's great!

by JazisJaz November 17, 2022

Dylan Krepcio

Dylan Krepcio is probably the kid that will later on get arrested in his life, He seems to always get in trouble but gets out of it somehow.The Freshmen love his mullet but don’t get to close he will hit you with his karate kicks, he has no filter at all and thinks he’s a redneck when he’s not, he also has a tiny penis, but that’s ok because girls never get far enough to fuck him because he just beats the shit out of them first. He’s born down south usually around the Mississippi area, he’s the redneck thats not really a redneck basically, he also give free abortions to his cousins on the weekends

Dylan Krepcio get away from me before I call the cops again

by Kreeeeeeeep December 9, 2019

Dylan Criscuelo

A man that takes AP Bombology so he can do 911 2.0. He fucks his arab wife Zana every night in the sandy lands of Arabia.

Evan: Yo did u hear on the news about 911 2.0

Logan: Yeah i heard it was caused by the legendary Dylan Criscuelo

by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019