Insane, embarrassing level of drunkenness. You will lose everything. Forget everything. Fight anyone.
by Edcnko June 20, 2018
The feverish sensation that causes you to perspire after you've drank too much and start to feel nauseous.
How's Fred doing? He drank a lot of tequila tonight.
Not good. He had the drunk sweats so I put a trash can in front of his bed because I think he's about to hurl.
Not good. He had the drunk sweats so I put a trash can in front of his bed because I think he's about to hurl.
by nyaaron September 12, 2010
The state of being so intoxicated, that you can't do anything straight (can't see straight, can't walk straight, etc).
by lurvesmel November 19, 2010
The insatiable urge while being intoxicated to watch DVDs or TiVo'd shows and pause, rewind, and comment again and again about the program being watched. Drunk remoters may pause and rewind to ask others WTF is going on in the plot, point out background locations they've visited on vacations, watch scenes over and over again that only they find amusing, spend ten minutes to find the exact frame where a punch misses someone's face, or generally distract everyone else in the room from an otherwise interesting storyline.
(rips remote out of hand) Give me that thing! I'm tired of you drunk remoting. I just want to watch the movie.
Friends who want to stay friends don't drunk remote.
Friends who want to stay friends don't drunk remote.
by amarantha10 May 17, 2007
When someone is so drunk they put on a baby mask and pretend to have a temper tantrum in the middle of a party.
Masks can be found at party stores or on Amazon under "crying baby mask"
Masks can be found at party stores or on Amazon under "crying baby mask"
by LittleLindsey July 16, 2016
Lobster drunkenness is being in a state of intoxication perpetrated by someone who is attempting to sleep with the lobsteree. There are to roles here, the lobsterer (the person buying the drinks) and the lobsteree (the person who is the object of the alcoholic seduction).
"Looks like she is trying to get him Lobster Drunk tonight!"
"All you need to do is get him Lobster Drunk, and then maybe, just maybe, you might get lucky"
"All you need to do is get him Lobster Drunk, and then maybe, just maybe, you might get lucky"
by Nicho March 06, 2007
Mike: Did you smash Vinny last night?
Angelina: i would never touch him but since i was drunk unfortunately he got it in
Mo: that bitch need to stop playing the drunk card
Angelina: i would never touch him but since i was drunk unfortunately he got it in
Mo: that bitch need to stop playing the drunk card
by moe1888 October 18, 2010