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drunk card

being justified the next morning after doing something stupid while under the influence of alcohol.
Mike: Did you smash Vinny last night?

Angelina: i would never touch him but since i was drunk unfortunately he got it in

Mo: that bitch need to stop playing the drunk card
by moe1888 October 20, 2010
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Funniest Drunk

The state in which you love everyone and everything is immensely attractive, after having consumed a large quantity of alcohol.

OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.

The state were you go around and do crazy things cause your a crazy drunk.
That Bobby Leane is one of the Funniest Drunk.
by drunkwithnaggan March 29, 2011
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flaming drunk

The state of being so intoxicated, that you can't do anything straight (can't see straight, can't walk straight, etc).
Did you just see her smack into that wall? That girl is flaming drunk!
by lurvesmel November 21, 2010
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Drunk and click

The act of playing a point and click game while shitfaced. Originated with a group of streamers on Twitch when one of them decided to have a bit too much to drink and stream some point and click games.
"I wanna play some games"
"You're wasted, go to bed"
"Nahh, time for some drunk and click!"
by Netopirka November 3, 2013
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Drunk and nasty

Drunk and nasty means “wanna come over and get drunk and freaky
by deez nutz fell October 27, 2021
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Blindsided Drunk

When a person goes out for a quick drink with a friend and the next thing he knows his one drink turns into five and he ends up completely intoxicated and laid out on a barstool. Typically leads to an unexpected late night despite having numerous early morning engagements.
Bill: Hey Dude, what the hell happened to you last night...I didn't even know you were coming out!?

Brandon: Me neither, just thought i would meet up with Hayden for a quick beer....next thing I know I am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! Damn...I havent been that Blindsided Drunk for years!

Bill: Hope you didn't have a Court appearance this morning?

Brandon: Actually I did...I have never showed up for Court that intoxicated and/or hungover.....but my shit still prevailed!
by for real2 August 16, 2011
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