The insatiable urge while being intoxicated to watch DVDs or TiVo'd shows and pause, rewind, and comment again and again about the program being watched. Drunk remoters may pause and rewind to ask others WTF is going on in the plot, point out background locations they've visited on vacations, watch scenes over and over again that only they find amusing, spend ten minutes to find the exact frame where a punch misses someone's face, or generally distract everyone else in the room from an otherwise interesting storyline.
(rips remote out of hand) Give me that thing! I'm tired of you drunk remoting. I just want to watch the movie.
Friends who want to stay friends don't drunk remote.
Friends who want to stay friends don't drunk remote.
by amarantha10 May 17, 2007
Insane, embarrassing level of drunkenness. You will lose everything. Forget everything. Fight anyone.
by Edcnko June 20, 2018
When a person goes out for a quick drink with a friend and the next thing he knows his one drink turns into five and he ends up completely intoxicated and laid out on a barstool. Typically leads to an unexpected late night despite having numerous early morning engagements.
Bill: Hey Dude, what the hell happened to you last night...I didn't even know you were coming out!?
Brandon: Me neither, just thought i would meet up with Hayden for a quick beer....next thing I know I am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! Damn...I havent been that Blindsided Drunk for years!
Bill: Hope you didn't have a Court appearance this morning?
Brandon: Actually I did...I have never showed up for Court that intoxicated and/or hungover.....but my shit still prevailed!
Brandon: Me neither, just thought i would meet up with Hayden for a quick beer....next thing I know I am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! Damn...I havent been that Blindsided Drunk for years!
Bill: Hope you didn't have a Court appearance this morning?
Brandon: Actually I did...I have never showed up for Court that intoxicated and/or hungover.....but my shit still prevailed!
by for real2 August 12, 2011
(noun)
A demand made in a state of inebriation or non-sobriety whose compliance must be fulfilled within a set period of time or else a conditional threat will be enacted until the demand is met.
A demand made in a state of inebriation or non-sobriety whose compliance must be fulfilled within a set period of time or else a conditional threat will be enacted until the demand is met.
We were going to leave Royal Exchange until a shit faced Googs made a drunk ultimatum.
"I'mm nnnot l-leaving untillll I mmake out with that girl or that girl!"- Googs
"I'mm nnnot l-leaving untillll I mmake out with that girl or that girl!"- Googs
by Green Balls November 19, 2010
Drunk 3po is sexy
by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh June 04, 2022
Mike: Did you smash Vinny last night?
Angelina: i would never touch him but since i was drunk unfortunately he got it in
Mo: that bitch need to stop playing the drunk card
Angelina: i would never touch him but since i was drunk unfortunately he got it in
Mo: that bitch need to stop playing the drunk card
by moe1888 October 18, 2010
The state in which you love everyone and everything is immensely attractive, after having consumed a large quantity of alcohol.
OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.
The state were you go around and do crazy things cause your a crazy drunk.
OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.
The state were you go around and do crazy things cause your a crazy drunk.
by drunkwithnaggan March 13, 2011