drunk card

being justified the next morning after doing something stupid while under the influence of alcohol.

Mike: Did you smash Vinny last night?

Angelina: i would never touch him but since i was drunk unfortunately he got it in

Mo: that bitch need to stop playing the drunk card

by moe1888 October 20, 2010

flaming drunk

The state of being so intoxicated, that you can't do anything straight (can't see straight, can't walk straight, etc).

Did you just see her smack into that wall? That girl is flaming drunk!

by lurvesmel November 21, 2010

drunk ultimatum

(noun)
A demand made in a state of inebriation or non-sobriety whose compliance must be fulfilled within a set period of time or else a conditional threat will be enacted until the demand is met.

We were going to leave Royal Exchange until a shit faced Googs made a drunk ultimatum.
"I'mm nnnot l-leaving untillll I mmake out with that girl or that girl!"- Googs

by Green Balls November 22, 2010

Lobster Drunk

Lobster drunkenness is being in a state of intoxication perpetrated by someone who is attempting to sleep with the lobsteree. There are to roles here, the lobsterer (the person buying the drinks) and the lobsteree (the person who is the object of the alcoholic seduction).

"Looks like she is trying to get him Lobster Drunk tonight!"
"All you need to do is get him Lobster Drunk, and then maybe, just maybe, you might get lucky"

by Nicho December 14, 2008

drunk remoting

The insatiable urge while being intoxicated to watch DVDs or TiVo'd shows and pause, rewind, and comment again and again about the program being watched. Drunk remoters may pause and rewind to ask others WTF is going on in the plot, point out background locations they've visited on vacations, watch scenes over and over again that only they find amusing, spend ten minutes to find the exact frame where a punch misses someone's face, or generally distract everyone else in the room from an otherwise interesting storyline.

(rips remote out of hand) Give me that thing! I'm tired of you drunk remoting. I just want to watch the movie.

Friends who want to stay friends don't drunk remote.

by amarantha10 June 3, 2007

Drunk and click

The act of playing a point and click game while shitfaced. Originated with a group of streamers on Twitch when one of them decided to have a bit too much to drink and stream some point and click games.

"I wanna play some games"
"You're wasted, go to bed"
"Nahh, time for some drunk and click!"

by Netopirka November 3, 2013

Baby-drunk

When someone is so drunk they put on a baby mask and pretend to have a temper tantrum in the middle of a party.

Masks can be found at party stores or on Amazon under "crying baby mask"

"Donnie is completely Baby-drunk with that mask on. Look, everyone is trying to avoid eye contact!"

by LittleLindsey July 16, 2016