"Hey Max, heard you got dolphin raped."
"Yeah, but i gave her my phone number and she hasn't called me yet. It's been two days now."
"Yeah, but i gave her my phone number and she hasn't called me yet. It's been two days now."
by rAbbist0k January 6, 2016

When you push you dick into her ass and she looks over her should shaking her head chirping like a dolphin "nua-uh, nua-uh"
by AlistarRoyal April 8, 2016

by dolphinication May 6, 2014

by Scabie Baby May 30, 2018

A debate tactic where one party presents a misleading image or video (such as a dolphin fetus) and the other party accepts it for what they are lead to believe (such as a human fetus).
Charlie Kirk fell for a dolphin trap when he declared an animal fetus "without a doubt" a human being.
by A_bored_debator March 25, 2025

a gentleman with a particular fondness for the ladies of Delta Delta Delta, whose mascot is the dolphin. Often but not limited to the gentlemen of Sigma Chi and Kappa Alpha.
by babydolphin December 12, 2012

A guy who has sex with couches, but also likes to fantasize about women having sex with dolphins and share it on social media. Person who has sex with a couch and also would like to have sex with a dolphin, or both at the same time.
After JD Vance had sex with a sofa, he immediately searched the internet for porpoise porn, he's such a couch dolphin!
by effdot July 26, 2024
