discordian

mfs that spend their entire life on discord and have never touched grass in their life

sheluvsdevin!: im opening google maps, snackrunner you should join my stream

snackrunner: naw this dude a discordian fr

by mannyily April 9, 2022

discordian

somebody who spends their whole day on discord and doesn't get off

an discordian is also someone who edates

discordian : yo ma , u wanna be my girl?

youngboyfan1234 : no yb hit

by niadisabled April 12, 2022

Discord desktop user

Someone who always has their discord opened in the background on their computer, so their status is always green. Despite their always online status, they are often the type of user who rarely checks their DMs, or just outright ignores your messages.

Trying to talk to a discord desktop user is as hard as getting a cat to take a bath.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 13, 2022

Discord moderator

A middle aged man or woman who lives in their mom’s basement also a online predator who preys on 6-15 yr old girls or boys.

S/O: Did you hear about (INSERT DISCORD MODERATOR’S NAME) ? Y/N: Yeah, I didn’t know he was a discord moderator. He also has a foot fetish

by FiggleBottom DingleNut the III May 14, 2022

discord mommy

Desespoir

Desespoir, my discord mommy <3

by syicide June 23, 2022

Discord User Syndrome

The Discord User Syndrome (DUS) is a syndrome that is gained by actively using the application Discord. Symptoms include having absolutely zero game, being a discord mod, a sudden increase of weight and becoming a femboy. The Syndrome is usually treated with uninstalling the application and touching grass.

Person 1: Didn't Max get all the bitches?
Person 2: No, he has zero game now. I heard he uses Discord now.
Person 1: Guess he got Discord User Syndrome.

by urnotyuri October 7, 2022

discordianism

a process by which you increase the amount of tabs open in your browser

alice: i clicked a link that took me to this page, so i clicked a link that took me to this page. can anyone hear me?
bob: yes, i am an expert on the practice of Fluffles, and have been investigating its quirks for over 5000 million hours, i am here to help
dan: interesting, and what is it?
bob: i think something about cats
dan: wait, don't you mean discordianism?
alice: hello?
bob: yes, discordianism is the name of my cats
alice: meaow

by smith.e January 30, 2023