Discord Admin Day

12 Dec is the day of discord admins
Ban Members and Mods for 24 hours ban relax

Discord Admin: Oh its 12 Dec
Discord Mod: Bro shut up
Discord Admin ?ban @Discord Mod
Happy Discord Admin Day

by anonymous December 11, 2020

Dirty Discord

When you sext you discord kitten so hard she cums into here microphone and shoves her phone up her urethra and screams the n-word.

"Why are you peeing blood?" said mark, "I have my bf the dirty discord" said kitten

by anonymous June 30, 2022

funny discord day

Where all the people in the discord sever gets a free cookie then does 50 back flips then they have 50 hours of sex

Funny discord day

by Big seggsy man July 31, 2021

Don’t look a gift horse in the discord message

Don’t ask where or how the good luck has come your way even if it’s in the form of a discord message.

Kid, don’t look a gift horse in the discord message. You’ll lose out on the gift, the horse, and the discord message in the end.

by Kitkatandfriends October 12, 2020

discorder

disordered discord users

"Hi Im a discorder" - "Ew"

by asasasasass December 9, 2017

Epic Discord admin day

January 31st is the day where Discord admin and mods can AA whenever they want.

Nothing can stop them.

It's Epic Discord admin day!

by Gamers and discord admins December 11, 2020

Discord

A place filled with a variety of people, most of which don't follow any of the guidelines. If you ever decide to download discord and participate in said servers, just know that it's hell. It is filled with nice people, and idiotic people; it is a place for degenerate people and kids with deranged minesets. Anything you say in there will 98% of the time, will have another person say something like "who asked" and, "nobody cares". Opinions are denied with people who are retarded and don't do anything besides sit on a chair while looking at a blank screen and pretend to be someone they aren't. Oh, and did I forget to mention? You will be accused of being homophobic, sexist, underaged, and a pedophile because of something you did or say which has VERY little correlation to those stereotypes. You also won't win anything in there because the apposing person most likely has power over that server, leading to you being silenced for no resonable explanation. It is a never ending spiral of hate and disappointment and will continue to get worse.

Sincerely,
-Discord user

{user1} Woah, you use discord? Me too!

{user2} we should join this server, it looks nice.

by Anamol May 27, 2021