Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

did it like leo!

when someone does something in a classy, superior, high-class and stylish way

Paul: yo, did you just see that guy buy & drink that entire bottle of Dom Perignon?
Roger: yea, my man just did it like leo!

by Eric Stefan-Larson June 05, 2024

did it like leo!

to "do it like leo" means to do something in a classy, stylish and high profile way like Leonardo DiCaprio in all of his movies

Paul: yo, did you see that guy just drink that glass of Dom Perignon?
Everett: yeah, my man just did it like leo!

by Eric Stefan-Larson June 05, 2024

Ew did you just fart?

An excuse when someone is talking for a long time and you want it to stop.

Martin: (talking about some bs for 2 minutes)

Chris: ew did you just fart?

Everyone In The Room: (covers their noses)

by urfacexddddd March 10, 2020

I did a poo

When you go on the toilet for an exciting event

I'll tell you when i did a poo in 363 secods

by I like beans on toast July 24, 2023

Not that I did that or anything

A foolish person trying their best to lie. If anybody says that, you know they're lying, no matter the context.

"Hey dad, how do I get a penis out of a Cola bottle? Not that I did that or anything."
"I have no idea son, come down here, I don't want to shout."
"Nononono, I don't need to get down, it's fine."

by Cup of steel June 12, 2023

did the sums right

Offered a math teacher oral pleasure in exchange for a high grade in a class.

Mick: How did he get an A in calculus?
Tone: He did the sums right

by littleclinty September 14, 2020