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The Depression Trifecta

marriage->pregnant->military, and back to the beginning

typically found on the facebooks of people you went to high school with
Example 1:

haven't you seen X's facebook? she posted about getting married, shortly followed by announcing her pregnancy, and now her husband's heading to boot camp!

Example 2:

Person A: "shes a momma now"

Person B: The Depression Trifecta Its All Over Fakebook Ant Ya Heard?
by Dustin69 September 18, 2020
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Depression Orgy

When a group of people go to the restroom for the sole purpose of crying together (sometimes unintentionally)
Did you hear? There was a major depression Orgy in the girl's restroom earlier?
by depressoexpresso12 October 2, 2020
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Postscholastic Depression

The symptom that happens when you finish college and you don’t know what is happening in your life and whether you are getting a job or staying unemployed.
I am finishing my Associate degree in It Computer Support at LTC and I don't know if I am going to find a job I think I am suffering from Postscholastic Depression.
by Bob Denver LTC September 26, 2012
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Guy depression

An immense feeling of depression that guys get, usually caused by breaking up with their girlfriends. Can only be cured with strippers.
John: Joe broke up with Jane and now he has guy depression.

Jack: HE NEEDS STRIPPERS!!!
by Zoritos January 23, 2012
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internet depression

When you feel depressed over something that happens on the Internet, such as all your friends being banned from your favorite forum because you happened to share the same e-mail account or when you and your RP accounts get banned from Skype.
A: Did you hear about Kyle? Boy, did he suffer from internet depression.
B: What happened?
A: He got banned from Skype for RPing. Apparently, because he was RPing, people thought he was schizo since they actually thought he believed he was his own fictional characters.
B: Sweet baby Jesus. That's the worst thing that could happen to somebody.
A: I know, right?
by Thatguywith2020vision June 28, 2011
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Happiness depression

When a day/week/life is going good and you know something bad is going to happen and ruin your good vibes so you can’t help but feeling depressed that it’s gonna happen
My weeks been going great but I can’t help the feeling of happiness depression
by Kibbles17 February 20, 2023
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depression presents

A depression present is a gift or gesture done for the betterment of one’s own or another persons mental heath.

A depression present can be something like a squishamallow or something like coffee/clothes/snacks/etc. The goal of a depression present is to make life the recipients life more pleasant, and enjoyable.

Depression presents rose to popularity due to their ability to save money in the long run by preventing costly mental heath emergencies. This works by taking l action to prevent depressive episodes from worsening by taking steps to better ones mental heath before it gets bad through emphasis on self-care practices and the valuation that small changes/ gifts can have a big positive impact on one’s mental heath and make it more worth living.
Depression presents can single-handedly save you countless dollars as they can prevent and mitigate a potentially costly mental heath crisis.
by K_<3_2001 October 29, 2023
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