Fake Depression

Something people do for attention. They pretend to have depression and post sad Bart Simpson edits. Makes people with actual depression feel like shit and can be recognised by bitchiness, listening to those dumb emo lofi songs and whining about how ‘life is an endless source of pain’. Attention whore.

Emily definitely has fake depression. She has 29 friends, she lives in a mansion and she posts sad Bart Simpson edits on her story. What a slag.

by pengopinguin21 July 18, 2021

Crippling Depression

You.

I have crippling depression.

by Ido1134 December 5, 2017

Depression Speedrun

The act of watching A24's The VVitch, The Lighthouse, Hereditary, and Midsommar. Can have movies added and re-arranged to make harder.

"Hey is Jade okay"
"It's hard to say, she just did the Depression Speedrun"

by rigbygender January 30, 2022

Depressed Cheese

When you're so sad, you turn to comedy to feel some sort of happiness. In this case, Depressed Cheese can be some sort of flavor to your saddening comfort.

"I'm the big Depressed Cheese today boys" ;(

by Depressed Cheese December 5, 2018

self depression

when ur like depressed but u don’t really know why u just are

i have self depression

by alivie February 6, 2022

Joyful Depression

/'joifәl dә'preSH(ә)n/
adverb
1. The sadness that comes with longing for heaven mixed with the joy of knowing that to live is Christ.
2. The feeling when your spirit is joyful but your body is depressed.

"There is so much evil in this world, I can't wait to get to Heaven."
"It sounds like you have joyful depression."

by Harper B Meek March 29, 2021

Pillow Depression

The phenomenon of becoming depressed during bed time. Usually in bed thinking about life and/or love.

May be the only time depression manifests for that person.

Ben : "Hey Carl, How did you sleep last night?"
Carls: "Not so good man, I had some mad pillow depression. Kept me up all night."

by TheCheeksoftheD August 24, 2017