crusty surprise

those flakes that are forgotten by the toilet paper and they itch (Poor Hygiene) Morbidly obese people are prone to this (they cant reach)

Logan's nurse came over to give him his sponge bath and exclaimed "You've done it again Logan You've left me a crusty surprise!"

by Flying dutchman June 24, 2015

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crusty cone

jerking off your partner but waiting 'til morning to eat the cum

no breakfast for me, thanks! that crusty cone filled me up.

by anonymous March 29, 2004

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A person who displays a serve lack of skill at Rainbow six seige. Often characterized by the use of shotguns or other such aids wepons

Mate, i knew were you were at all times you crusty loser

by Big Janty February 20, 2018

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When someone so ugly and ashy they look dusty then they have skin coming off they look crusty. When they both their Dusty Crusty

Eww she look Dusty Crusty

by happy mad April 24, 2016

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a queen with multiple std’s, chapped ass lips, and shits the bed

Damn, Queen Lizalaia done shit the bed, she a crusty queen

by Krafffffty August 10, 2021

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An uncomfortably familiar yet disturbing patch on a blanket usually owned by a male

Awe man, what’s with this crusty sadness on this blanket.

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its the lost and found bin its (crusty) know one wants it because the items inside are (unused),(forgotten) and unbelievably (crusty).

person one: " i cant find my hoodie"

person two: "did you check the crusty bin?"

by low_kin_4fourty7 January 08, 2019

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