Crotch Cottage

The shit you get between the thighs from major sweat!
Damn it's so hot in here I've got Crotch Cottage now!
by Str8sexychk May 05, 2023
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Crotch of the Driveway

A very special, dark place where 2 worlds converge... Concrete Driveway and crawl space drainage. Jock strap optional.
H likes to pressure wash the crotch of the driveway. Gotta keep the nether regions clean.
by Farmdog1996 December 24, 2018
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Crotch call

A cell phone accidentally dialing a number while in the front pocket of pants; similar to the 'butt call'; usually occurs in men's pants unless they're wearing skinny jeans; often accompanied with the sounds of jingling keys or coins.
Either he's speaking an alien clicking language or he just crotch called me walking with keys in his pocket.
by buddhaquaker April 04, 2017
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Crotch Grits

The cheesy white substance that accumulates
Between the vaginal folds. However, depending on one's bathing habits, the substance has the potential to be variations of white and or consistency.
"Oh my god...that vag is so rank she's got crotch grits"
by Naughtynurse0813 September 04, 2015
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Crotch WaterFall

The Act of rubbing sexual organs together while under the shower head
by sap302 March 01, 2011
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Crotch Rocket

Crotch Rocket is in most terms a small version of a sports bike. Although it's also a action that happens during sexual intercourse. It's when the female/male constantly/periodically queefs/farts on the partner they are with during intercourse. It was named that from the motorbike esque sounds.
Bro! She was on top riding me and I was really beating up those guts then she started queefing on me every time i stroked into her. She just kept on rumbling. Most definitely was my Crotch Rocket for the night I swear. Can't wait to see that motorbike again
by xRAzorxDicex September 13, 2017
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Crotch Rocket

When a male is about to cum he goes into a fetal position and quickly get out of the position and jump in the air and shoot the supermarket in a designated area
by ToastedRoadster February 12, 2017
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