by longhairordie April 29, 2012
Get the Crack a roni mug.When a fellow person is bent over and his or her shirt is too far up as well as their pants are too far down. Therefore showing posterior crackage complete with a living bear of fur in between said buttocks
by hairycatterpilar April 7, 2013
Get the Ass be cracking mug.The act of performing Analingus and chewing tiny holes through the skin around the outer ring of the Anal cavity prior to having Anal sex. Pleasure pain. Extreme Analingus.
My bae asked me if I had any sexual fantasies! And I said "I want to give you Corals on the crack and finish with a rusty trombone."
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Get the dixie crack mug.Babji walked out of the bedroom, once again with the zipper of his shorts open, creeping through the small crevice was the tip of his man junk. This was a classic case of turtle crack.
by GBond April 25, 2010
Get the turtle crack mug.A straggle crack is someone strung out on drugs, wearing the same pair of jeans for weeks, may resemble slender man and may sleep under a bridge.
This Straggle Crack I used to bartend with never showed up on time and when he did he was always high and wearing the clothes he slept in.
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