Crack a roni

When you're addicted to eating macaroni.

Ryan: Hey man, whatcha eatin' ?

Matt: Crack a roni.

Ryan: Sweet.

by longhairordie April 29, 2012

Ass be cracking

When a fellow person is bent over and his or her shirt is too far up as well as their pants are too far down. Therefore showing posterior crackage complete with a living bear of fur in between said buttocks

Damn dude Chris's ass be cracking

by hairycatterpilar April 7, 2013

corals on the crack

The act of performing Analingus and chewing tiny holes through the skin around the outer ring of the Anal cavity prior to having Anal sex. Pleasure pain. Extreme Analingus.

My bae asked me if I had any sexual fantasies! And I said "I want to give you Corals on the crack and finish with a rusty trombone."

by WOODKUSH May 23, 2016

crack-a-mare

A difficult person who is too much hard work, particularly a woman.

"That girl is being such a pain in my ass - she's a right crack-a-mare!"

by tommorgancat May 14, 2014

dixie crack

Often used to refer to older people who are busted and corrupt

Lets send a letter to old dixie crack fucking clinton

by disciple_9 January 26, 2019

turtle crack

when your penis is slightly visible through the zipper that you forgot to close.

Babji walked out of the bedroom, once again with the zipper of his shorts open, creeping through the small crevice was the tip of his man junk. This was a classic case of turtle crack.

by GBond April 25, 2010

Straggle crack

A straggle crack is someone strung out on drugs, wearing the same pair of jeans for weeks, may resemble slender man and may sleep under a bridge.

This Straggle Crack I used to bartend with never showed up on time and when he did he was always high and wearing the clothes he slept in.

by Roman K. January 12, 2021