Me: Damn, I'm so excited for my date tonight.
Friend: With who?
Me: Hot Carl.
Friend: Who's that?
Me: His name is Carl and he's hot.
Friend: With who?
Me: Hot Carl.
Friend: Who's that?
Me: His name is Carl and he's hot.
by jm2022 June 22, 2022
Get the hot carlmug. Some kid, who doesn’t shower every hour, he doesn’t wear boxers, and you can smell a horrible stench from a mile away.
John: The fuck is that smell?
Chase: You talking about Carl?
John: I think. I can smell him from a mile away.
Chase: You talking about Carl?
John: I think. I can smell him from a mile away.
by Aka.sideways94 November 22, 2021
Get the Carlmug. carl the shark is the smallest shark in the world he lives under the smallest pebble in the ocean so good luck finding him, but if you do you will never want to touch him. his mouth can open to the size of the largest living thing.
by carl the squirrel December 2, 2020
Get the carl the sharkmug. by Adachi_SD January 30, 2022
Get the Carl Saganmug. Like its counterpart, Carl is meant to represent the stereotypical name associated with rude, obnoxious and insufferable middle aged white men.
Carl thinks that the world is supposed to revolve around how he feels. His entitled attitude will leave you beyond speechless. They are usually older white men who might drive a minivan and makes up for his loss of testosterone by taking his anger out on random people.
by Dnttrdonme June 28, 2020
Get the Carlmug. A kid who always loves to shout profanity such as nigger pussy ass jew. However is very fun to be around.
by GetTomBradyCock December 10, 2019
Get the Carl Chammasmug. When you’re a Caucasian man child that jerks off every time you watch the play Alexander Hamilton. So during sex you fill your partners mouth with hot water and tie a tea bag to your balls. Proceeding to dunk them in her mouth until tea is brewed. While wearing a top hot and saying “I fancy a cup of tea”.
by ThatGuyJohny October 20, 2021
Get the Fancy Carlmug.