canadas history

the most depraved sex act ever

if one were to ever perform canadas history in bed, utter destruction is sure to ensue...

by redhotcohen February 4, 2010

Canada

n. Nickname for marijuana intoxication.

Hey dude, you want to go to canada tonight.

by hockey912 June 8, 2009

candalous

A Person who consumes a lot of alcohol throughout the week ending up in some unpredictable situations,Then puts on a angel face,Also drama does tend follow this type of person sometimes

Damn the chick is mad candalous

by Bill Schinney February 17, 2009

Canada

A country where the moose population outnumbers the human population by 3:1

On my trip into Canada I was stopped by a border patrol officer who was a moose, he checked my passport.

by Call-X May 25, 2014

Canada

A Billingual Democratic country located north to the United States, south of Alaska (Except for Nunavut) and encasing Saint Pierre et Miquelon. It consists of 10 Provinces and three territories, and was founded in 1867 by the Confederation Act.

Canada, as a whole.

Provinces (West To East): British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Québec, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, and NF & L

Territories: Yukon Territory, Northwest Territories, and as of 1999, Nunavut,

by The Canadian Textbook September 13, 2017

Candace

noun;

1. An older lady, usually in her 50's or 60's with grandchildren.
2. Someone who usually strips or turns tricks, derrived from the word candy.

3. Usually a person with lack of morale.

1. "Wow, Candace has really let herself go.
2. "Hey bro, lets go see that Candace again, she made my volcano erupt like Mt. Kilimanjaro."

by UnHolyBlackJesus February 26, 2019

Candace

A girl who is young, energetic, has many unique personality such as teeling her mom when her two little brothers who is kind of young backyard scientists doing some kind of wacky things like a rollercoaster, or a beach, perhaps, and she didn't very good at them because her proofs somehow disappeared without a trace by some certain long nosed scientist who tries to take over a state area with 3 states in it and not getting her mom in time. Oh and she's allergic to milk and hate platypus, a blue one. She's still like her childhood brand, i think it was a yellow duck but it really stands with it's two legs. And she did have a squirrel in her pants and got a whole rapper teams dancing with her. Also she's in love with a teenager that is blonde and wears a green shirt(?) And tries to be with him and it seems succeded, because she does seems to be really fit with him and always royal to him.

Ya know what happens when Candace got her mom to the backyard, right?

by Oraoraoraid May 10, 2020