Back burn

To give yourself more shit than others around you. You're in control of the level of torment others give you. Just like a bushfire, a well executed backburn helps contain out of control fires! So to does backburning yourself during a conversation, It helps prevent more shit giving from mates.

Person 1: what's with the pink shirt? You look gay as fuck!
Person 2: well, I love dick
Person 1: haha...you fuckhead

Person 2 has successfully back burned to prevent Person 1 giving more shit!

by Dosep December 26, 2018

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Burn Phone

Mobile phone throw against a wall and then set on fire, when the owner realises that his Android phone has insufficient memory to be updated, thus rendering it worthless.

Sorry I didn’t call You but the latest security update release a case of (And)”Roid Rage” which turned my phone into a “Burn Phone”

by Alanya Viking November 12, 2017

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pith burn

The burning sensation on your lips when you start the peeling processs of a grapefruit, orange or lemon, by biting into it.

A Pith Burn tingles at first, then the oils hit your lips and linger for some fruits, quite awhile!

by ridesoft June 16, 2011

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muff burn

little red bumps on a man's lower abdomen caused from being ridden by his woman after she has recently shaved down there.

I was so excited my girlfriend shaved her muff, but the next day I had muff burn from the little hairs trying to grow back.

by Cap'n Positive January 8, 2012

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Johnny burns

Johnny is an outstanding guy, he might be quiet but oh boy is he deadly . He gets all the girls in the world and will maybe leave you with only ONE. He’s a smart white boy who basically gets money and fucks bitches. You would love to have Johnny burns in ur life . The kid also is funny like fawkkkkk he’s a 10/10

“Damn bro Johnny burns stole my girl “
“Yeah dude that’s what he does , they come to him”

by HFS tahjea January 20, 2022

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