boyfriend

someone to annoy, fuck, and get presents from

umm... boyfriends are good to have when you're bored

by Tiffany August 8, 2006

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fake boyfriend

When you and a boy are hooking up, but it's a complete secret and he sometimes acts like you're not.

"how long have you and him been hooking up?"
"like... a month"
"oh are you guys together?"
"no he's just my fake boyfriend"

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"why does he treat you like that if you guys are hooking up?"
"because he's my fake boyfriend"

by fgirlfriend April 22, 2009

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boyfriend proofing

The act of hiding any objects you would rather your boyfriend did not see. These objects usually include cheesy movies, bad music, tampons, Bridget Jones pants, old toys (e.g. barbies, teddy bears you still sleep with, etc), retainers and posters of celebrities fitter than them.

Polly:Hey, can I come over later? I wanna watch Sex and the City.
Sophie:Sorry, just finished boyfriend proofing my room, all chick-flicks are in a box on top of my closet.
Polly: Ok, cool. Don't forget about Malibu Barbie!
Sophie: Oh shit yeah, and Mr Snuggles-chears for reminding me!

by sanoff January 19, 2011

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VSCO boyfriend

A typical ‘vsco boyfriend’ is a guy with messy hair, most of the time brown (natural). He wears large hoodies that he gives to his girlfriend, in exchange of a scrunchie. He usually has freckles and a cute smile. He sends cute snapchats, messages and calls in the middle of the night to say he loves you. Typical phrase is “felt cute, might delete”

Kristy: “Omg my boyfriend called me at 3am to say that he loved me”
Ellie: “he’s such a vsco boyfriend, keep him!”

by hannah_236 July 7, 2019

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