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Boner Medicine

A prescription drug used to help men get erections. eg. Cialis or Viagra.
Is this commercial with naked old people in bath tubs trying to sell boner medicine?
by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009
mugGet the Boner Medicinemug.

Pedo Boner

Having a boner at a very inappropriate time.
Frank was embarrased when he randomly got pedo boner at his daughters swimming practice.

Tod has a blue dot over his house on every neighborhood crime website, he had a boner when visiting his daughters female only elementary school.

When at his grandparents funeral, Geoff (not from RT) got a boner. He was kicked out of the funeral by his aunt.
by Lonely Larry December 12, 2014
mugGet the Pedo Bonermug.

pony boner

A half chubbed erection, stimulated by the ever tightening jambayala that sometimes occurs while sitting down. Generally happens in a sitting situation with some subtle vibration (driving on a bumpy road) when your pants jumble up and your Weiner comes restricted and thus forms a chubby pushing against your pants.

Also known as a ponybone or a poonboon
Frig duuude you gotta stop driving so I can deal with this pony boner. Me n the Bros went offroading and I got the biiiiggest pony bone.
by masta & commanda April 29, 2015
mugGet the pony bonermug.

garlic boner

A boner that arises from the vasodilatory effects of eating too much garlic.
John: Adam! How much garlic did you put on this garlic bread?! I think I’ve got a garlic boner!
Adam: Hahahaha!! Let me see!!
by Fagam’s hero January 25, 2018
mugGet the garlic bonermug.

Flashback Boner

n. occurs when a man remembers a previous sexy encounter and gets an erection as a result of his recollection
When Dave was reminded about Jami the stripper, he got a flashback boner.
by snyderized February 26, 2010
mugGet the Flashback Bonermug.

speed boner

One who gets a boner at a high speed or from a extreme activity.
The olympic skier caught so much air, he for sure had a speed boner.

The man ran so fast he released he had a raging speed boner.
by speedbonerman1234 January 23, 2009
mugGet the speed bonermug.

weeping boner

when a guy wakes up in the morning and has to take a piss with a boner
bro the other morning had to deal with a raging "weeping boner"
by Nrayly December 29, 2019
mugGet the weeping bonermug.

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