Blumpkin

The greasiest shit ever. When a hoe blows the D while the guy takes a shiiii.

I was at a football game and this bitch busted open the shitter door and gave me a blumpkin.

by Juicy_kawasaki November 19, 2018

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Honey blumpkin

A blumpkin given in a porta potty (aka Honey bucket)

The porta-potty after the marathon was piled with a pyramid of poo, but my girl was still willing to give me a honey blumpkin.

by JazzyJen April 11, 2024

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diet blumpkin

A blow job in the stall you just took a shit in but flushed for courtesy.

Guy 1: I just got a blumpkin from this girl, but I couldn’t stand my own smell.

Guy 2: Dude, that’s a diet blumpkin at best.

by Blumpkin0noshit October 8, 2021

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Prairie Blumpkin

Derived from "prairie oyster", a prairie blumpkin is when you're buddy is giving you head and you throw an egg in his face. Origins trace back to "Let Him Cook" from Pepperbox.tv

I was getting head from Jerry in the woods when I decided that it would be much better to turn it into a prairie blumpkin with my handy pocket egg

by legendchecker October 23, 2024

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Brute Force Blumpkins

a group of mythical creatures that only few men get to experience that ride fast on motorcycles

Those Brute Force Blumpkins we’re flying on their bikes.

by Bent-it April 18, 2022

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The act of two people defecating on the same toilet while one receives fellatio. One person relieving themselves in the tank and the second facing them also passing excrement in the actual toilet. Thus referring to the hi brow part, being that the person on the tank is eye-brow level with the person on the bottom.

Man I just received the most amazing Hi-brow Blumpkin from a tranny in a Cahokia gas station.

by CHRISLARRYJEFF November 7, 2010

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