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Bloody Tampon Contraband

A used tampon placed in a plastic bag. The person who carries bloody tampon contraband is eager to be searched. Repeat offenders often carry bloody tampon contraband to discourage unlawful searches by police and other authorities.
I hope that cop tries to search me again, this time I got a present for him. When he reaches in my pocket this time all he is gonna find is bloody tampon contraband.
by clausemic November 4, 2012
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BlobbyBomb

(Verb) To BlobbyBomb. The activity in which those partaking change the music in a bar/pub/club to the theme tune of one Mr Blobby esq. (greater results are achieved upon an angrier ambience). Upon the song being played, said people make a swift exit. Thus achieving said BlobbyBomb.
Harry: We totes just laid a fat BlobbyBomb in that public house, Mandems be mad...
by noeledmundschristmasparty December 27, 2012
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Booby barrel

I just got out of the booby barrel.
by Mikey Pea February 22, 2013
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Bloody Knuckler

Someone who gets into fights for the fun of it. The term refers to reckless boxers getting bloody knuckles from not wearing hand-wraps
Brian: did you hear about Ted Cruz's filibuster?
Adam: yeah, he must really enjoy wasting tax-dollars.
Brian: we need fewer bloody knucklers like him in Congress.
by Btwice November 7, 2013
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bloody windsock

This is when the anal lining is pulled out due to blunt trauma. The lining then hangs limp resembling a bloody wind sock.
Steve split Roger open like a coconut to celebrate President's Day. Things got out of hand and Roger had to go to the ER for a bloody windsock.
by Chode Warrior 81 March 10, 2014
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Bloody rodruigez

When having anal sex, So hard that when pull out your penis out its covered in blood, and wipe it just above your partner's top lip resembling a bloody mustache.
I gave someone a bloody rodruigez!
by AssLick November 9, 2014
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bloody fountain

A woman who squirts or urinates during her period. A man who has a bloody fountain should go see his Doctor right away.
Despite the mess, Hannah enjoyed rubbing her g-spot until her bloody fountain erupted.
by Dlee1967 December 20, 2014
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