Freckled blonde

A sparkling wine cocktail created by Paul Hahn for Peju Province Winery, consisting of 1 part late harvest orange muscat, 2 parts sparkling blanc de blancs, and one wedge of cara cara orange. Serve chilled in a champagne flute.

A mimosa is nice, but a Freckled Blonde is fantastic!

by HahnSoloFTW April 24, 2017

Dream blond

the perfect guy for any girl.

oh wow there's a dream blond!!

by TheCaringFriendAndSister! April 08, 2024

loud blonde

A loud blond is a blonde person who is loud the term comes from the Bnha fandom

Aizawa in a aU: Shinsou do not date a loud blonde
Shinsou in a. aU: hah fuck you

by Shinkami_ismylife February 06, 2021

infinite blondness

Same as "infinite wisdom", except it applies to people with blond hair, most commonly women.

In her infinite blondness, she decided to leave the keys inside and slam the door shut. Hilarity ensued.

by OneEvilSonUvABitch September 02, 2011

camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.

A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."

by Dvnt1 February 25, 2025

camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.

A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."

by Dvnt1 February 25, 2025

kiss a blonde day

Kiss a blonde day. Celebrated December 30th. A day to kiss a blonde so make it count!

Barbie: Hey ken what day is it?

Ken: Kiss a blonde day!

Barbie: I meant the number...

by Underground loser December 30, 2023