strippy blanket

a type of blanket where you watch cringy musically people on.

hey look lets watch some danielle cohn on a strippy blanket

by sophiaiscool June 26, 2018

Jank blanket

A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.

That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.

by GlibJester July 28, 2018

blanket fin

A fold or bit of blanket forming a "fin" shape

Snuggle Partner #1 "Is that shark in our bed?!"

Snuggle Partner #2 "No, it's just a blanket fin."

Snuggle Partner #1 "Wheww! Close one..."

by lil-nugget February 05, 2013

turtleneck blanket

When an uncircumcised penis touches tip-to-tip with a circumcised penis and blankets the head with its foreskin. Similar to a Chinese finger trap!

Chad: Dude, did you hear what Heath and Jake did this weekend?

Noah: No, man what happened?

Chad: Heath was passed out at the party and Jake took off his pants and gave him a turtleneck blanket!

Noah: Radical.

by Space Jesus March 19, 2016

frank blanket

A loin cloth

That caveman is wearing an awesome frank blanket

by Admiral Porksword November 27, 2020

That's so blanket

something is smothered or outshined by something, kinda like cockblocked.

squiggles "you did you here about Drake's 'Family Matters'"

John "Yeah that's so blanket, Kendrick washed him with 'Meet the Grahams'"

by clickr May 28, 2024

Romanian Blanket

When a person(s) edges at the point of climax for an extended period of time, followed by the unleashing of their reproductive juice on the nearest elder.

Yo did you hear about the party last night? John’s dad came downstairs and alex gave him a gnarly romanian blanket

by JohnsonMuncher December 20, 2024