beef confessions

The amount of cheap hotdogs consummed in one sitting leading to self guilt and ultimate confession of consumptions 2 days later. Leading to a string case of lifetime hotdog fingers.

Kim had a serious serious "beef confessions" from last weekend.

by Raddish123 November 27, 2013

Beef Melt

Achieving a flaacid penis at the most inopportune time. Loosing an otherwise stiff, rigid, throbbing cock for any variety of reasons.

I took that slut home from the bar. But unfortunately, I had a beef melt from all the whiskey. She sucked on Mr. Softy for a while but it was a story without an ending.

by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020

beef doukerton

A particularly large or immpressive dump or poop that is reminisecnt of a large beef dish.

Wow, that was one hell of a beef doukerton.

by psizzle93 January 28, 2009

Beef & Cream

The act of ejaculation after receiving a blumpkin as you drop a meaty Duce.

Old Blowy got a beef & cream from swisher Sweden after his birthday Taco Bell meal.

by Slobbin the Didly September 8, 2016

knuckle beefing

To violently finger fuck a girl or to ultimately become knuckle deep in her vagina while furiously finger fucking.

Dude! I was knuckle beefing that girl from the party last night so hard.

by blowjobjack December 28, 2019

Spraying beef

Making silent and horrendously smelling farts which smell like beef or pork sausage.

Holy shit! Smells like Shoneys in here. Quit spraying beef!

by elpinche November 22, 2011

Beef Bazooka

slang for a penis also known as a "love stump"

"Im about to blow this chick out with my beef bazooka"

by Euro Trash January 6, 2014