HOUNEY BEAR

A Chunky infant with with curly hair and browm eyes.

a cute houney bear,which is a baby thats cute and chunky with curly hair.

by sexi mami February 24, 2008

Woogie Bear

A phrase referring to a person of african american descent. The term is not meant to be used in a racist way, but rather a secretive one. It is a revolutionary and confusing strategy used to discretely identify black people. Woogie bears are very dangerous and will most likely react poorly if discovered. If attacked play dead. Fortunately for you, woogies tend to feed on chicken and grape soda.

Kanye West says, "George Bush does not care about woogie bears!"

I feel like the only cracker among a sea full of woogie bears

Get a job woogie bear!

by WoggiesRus March 30, 2009

Sexual Bear

A man who through vigorous exercise and masturbation achieves the sexual prowess of a grizzly bear.

Person A: "Wow he came with the force of a thousands monsoons..."
Person B: "That man is a sexual bear."

by St. Martin May 17, 2010

bitter bear

The animal equivalent of Debbie Downer.

Mike: Don't be such a Debbie Downer.
Val: Don't be such a bitter bear.

by Ms. Downer May 20, 2009

Dry bear

A person who would rather sit inside watching TV than go out sledging when there's 12 inches of powder outside, or other similar outdoor activity

Hey Rob wanna go sledging?

Nah, two and a half men's on ennit

You dry bear

by High-bird December 2, 2010

Fun Bear

When your wife, or any other woman, enters a room in such a miserable mood, that she could suck the fun out playing black jack at a casino strip club with your midget best friend.

Somebody give the fun bear some fucking honey before she ruins the party!

by Lone Ranger636 November 14, 2010

Bear Wrestler

A somewhat burly man of average or taller than average height with lots of facial and body hair whom is also very cuddly and kissable, but also whom will not hesitate to kick your man's ass if he got out of line. Can usually be found attired in either a flannel shirt or a t-shirt with some sort of character on it, or sometimes a combination of both. Likes beef jerky, NASCAR races and homebrewed beer.

My man's a bear wrestler. I feel so safe when he's around; not to mention, warm, too.

by BearLover March 4, 2008