A ragdoll war game where you play as god in many different modes like Campaign mode, that makes the player plan a strategy, or just spam Firework Archers, there's Sandbox mode where you can make an army of sophisticated troopers that go to war against another war formation, or just make some weird art and some things that make no sense, and the most recent is Unit Creator where you essentially become a developer and create your passion, or make some cursed meme unit. This game is a hell of a lot of fun btw.
1. Hey man, what you playing?
2. Im playing totally accurate battle simulator.
1. Can I join?
2. Sure!
2. Im playing totally accurate battle simulator.
1. Can I join?
2. Sure!
by APersonThatLikesChomperFromPvZ March 15, 2021
totally accurate battle simulator can be shortened to T.A.B.S. T.A.B.S is a silly game about making polygon people(animals and gods included) fight. T.A.B.S was in closed alpha and pre-alphas for 2 years(almost 3 years) and in 2019 on April 1st they released the early access version. you would expect to be a joke but it's not
by SomeDudeOnUrbanDictionary July 14, 2019
A game made by Ninja Kiwi, which is Bloons TD 6 + Bloons TD Battles combined to take on against your adversaries with hero towers and monkey towers to pop bloons, survive, rush and win games.
by TestUser999 December 18, 2021
by Jasper canaries February 22, 2018
by Fuck birds December 07, 2022
you;yo man you want to play totally accurate battle simulator? friend:lol k. other friend: same dude.
by Htheguy69 September 14, 2020
A peice of audio equipment, large enough, to be tactically useful in a combat situation.
A weapon of choice among the ancient Vikings.
A weapon of choice among the ancient Vikings.
"Dude he just knocked you out cold with that battle mixer, I wish i could find one of those."
"Bjarkmar Borgar, we must throw this battle mixer overboard, or we will sink."
"Bjarkmar Borgar, we must throw this battle mixer overboard, or we will sink."
by fred the viking February 13, 2012