totally accurate battle simulator can be shortened to T.A.B.S. T.A.B.S is a silly game about making polygon people(animals and gods included) fight. T.A.B.S was in closed alpha and pre-alphas for 2 years(almost 3 years) and in 2019 on April 1st they released the early access version. you would expect to be a joke but it's not
by SomeDudeOnUrbanDictionary July 14, 2019

A game made by Ninja Kiwi, which is Bloons TD 6 + Bloons TD Battles combined to take on against your adversaries with hero towers and monkey towers to pop bloons, survive, rush and win games.
by TestUser999 December 17, 2021

by Jasper canaries May 7, 2018

by Fuck birds December 7, 2022

you;yo man you want to play totally accurate battle simulator? friend:lol k. other friend: same dude.
by Htheguy69 September 14, 2020

A peice of audio equipment, large enough, to be tactically useful in a combat situation.
A weapon of choice among the ancient Vikings.
A weapon of choice among the ancient Vikings.
"Dude he just knocked you out cold with that battle mixer, I wish i could find one of those."
"Bjarkmar Borgar, we must throw this battle mixer overboard, or we will sink."
"Bjarkmar Borgar, we must throw this battle mixer overboard, or we will sink."
by fred the viking March 30, 2012

Its a flaming homosexual game, people like because they can't handle a real fucking game like Modern Warfare 3. BF3 can eat my butt hole then i shall step on it after cause it's fucking gay as the tooth fairy and is a magina bluewaffle
by Themason999 November 10, 2011
