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naked head bandit

A man doesn’t use condoms.
Akeem asked Josh for a condom and he replied “nigga you know I don’t use condoms imma naked head bandit boy
by Daddy0819 January 14, 2018
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anti-bandit

one who instead of taking objects from the scene of the crime leaves minor inconviences for others to clean up
dude, did you hear.....the anti-bandit struck again; this time he left ink and cigarette butts in the stairwell
by kbrow May 13, 2010
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Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit

A Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit is a person with disposable cash and means of hiding their identity who spends their free time pelting homeless people with spare change.
"Hello sir, can you spare a...OUCH!" said the man, whose bad luck and tattered clothes only served to compound the shame of being struck yet again by the local Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit.
by JoeStentorian November 2, 2023
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the lotion bandit

a man or women who steals your lotion and is dressed like a bandit
oh god damn JERRY wheres the lotion

jerry:i think the lotion bandit took it
by Weaboo666 January 4, 2019
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Laker Ice Bandit

Particularly malevolent consumers of the Ontario beer brand Laker Ice. Fueled by high alcohol content, low disposable income, and a passionate desire to purchase and consume more alcohol, Laker Ice Bandits are well known to police and local residents to frequently engage in petty crime, theft, and grifting. Crushed alcoholic beverage containers and evidence of rampant public urination are a telltale sign that one has entered the vicinity of one or more Laker Ice Bandits.
Aaron: Ayo Dylan, make sure you lock the garage before you head to bed tonight. I don't want a Laker Ice Bandit stealing my bike.

Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night
by TheUnderCoverWizrd December 7, 2023
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Big Booty Bandit

Big Booty Bandit, aka LocoCrazyness is someone that rapes and forcefully fucks the anus of anyone chosen.
Helen is going to be raped by the big booty bandit.
by Gavoveeev October 25, 2020
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blowpop bandits

a group of 6 girls which is the shiznit!!they rock at tping so beware!!!they are non floozies
the blowpop bandits don't like don!
by don henry August 3, 2004
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