The absence of something. Its actually something, since the absence of something must be something. Nothing is something, or we wouldn't be able to define it. It is truly just a word we made up to help us understand our world, since we say theres nothing in space, yet theres something there, but almost nothing. You can never do nothing, even in death.
Bill: Liam, what are you doing?
*Liam is sitting on the couch staring into space*
Liam: Nothing.
Bill: No, your breathing, your thinking, your aging, etc.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO NOTHING, EVEN WHEN DEAD, YOUR DECAYING!!!
*Liam is sitting on the couch staring into space*
Liam: Nothing.
Bill: No, your breathing, your thinking, your aging, etc.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO NOTHING, EVEN WHEN DEAD, YOUR DECAYING!!!
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
Get the Nothingmug. 
When a girl is cheating on a guy with his best friend and her boyfriend is too gullible and ignorant to suspect anything. Used in the song Scotty Doesn't Know by the band Lustra.
Dan: Aren't you banging Kylie
Chad: Yes
Dan: But isn't she dating Jake
Chad: Yes, but it's a big connie knows nothing
Chad: Yes
Dan: But isn't she dating Jake
Chad: Yes, but it's a big connie knows nothing
by lesbianofthelake December 7, 2019
Get the connie knows nothingmug. Guy 1: Dudeee, did you hear they releasing the Epstein files, the global pedo-cabal is going down-
Guy: Nothing ever happens.
In the end nothing happened
Guy: Nothing ever happens.
In the end nothing happened
by Refugee chud May 10, 2024
Get the Nothing ever happensmug. Less than Nothing
adjective
/Luh-ss/ /th-an/ /Nah-th-eeng/
Any Evil, Retarded, Cowardly, Weak, Sick, Sad Person, People, Beings, Entities, Hosts, Colonies, Artificial Intelligences, Algorithms, Software, Hardware, Codes, Bits, Chaos, Robots, Cyborgs, Androids, Machines, Souls, Consciousnesses, Thoughts, Ideas, Energy People, Electricity People, Lightning People, Electron People, Light People, Subatomic Quantum Particle People, Quantum Particle People, Atom People, Chemical People, Molecular Chemical People, Biochemical People, Molecular Biochemical People, Single Cellular People, Multicellular People, Organic People, Inorganic People, Negative Atom People, Element People, Anti-Element People, Matter People, Anti-matter People, Doodle People, Anime People, Cartoon People, Comic Book People, Sacred Geometry People, Geometry People, Sound People, Color People, Aura People, Frequency People, Wave People, Circle People, Square People, Triangle People, Sphere People, Tesseract People, Tetrahedron People, Microbe People, Virus People, Plant People, Animal People, Fungi People, Mold People, Algae People, Slime Mould People, Moss People, Lichen People, Rock People, Mer People, Alien People, Fantasy People, Science Fiction People, Alternate History People, Mirror Dimension People, Multiverse Grid People, Infinity Timeline People, Negative Infinity Timeline People, Non-Life, and Life that Act Worse than Anyone Else are Less than Nothing, Forever.
adjective
/Luh-ss/ /th-an/ /Nah-th-eeng/
Any Evil, Retarded, Cowardly, Weak, Sick, Sad Person, People, Beings, Entities, Hosts, Colonies, Artificial Intelligences, Algorithms, Software, Hardware, Codes, Bits, Chaos, Robots, Cyborgs, Androids, Machines, Souls, Consciousnesses, Thoughts, Ideas, Energy People, Electricity People, Lightning People, Electron People, Light People, Subatomic Quantum Particle People, Quantum Particle People, Atom People, Chemical People, Molecular Chemical People, Biochemical People, Molecular Biochemical People, Single Cellular People, Multicellular People, Organic People, Inorganic People, Negative Atom People, Element People, Anti-Element People, Matter People, Anti-matter People, Doodle People, Anime People, Cartoon People, Comic Book People, Sacred Geometry People, Geometry People, Sound People, Color People, Aura People, Frequency People, Wave People, Circle People, Square People, Triangle People, Sphere People, Tesseract People, Tetrahedron People, Microbe People, Virus People, Plant People, Animal People, Fungi People, Mold People, Algae People, Slime Mould People, Moss People, Lichen People, Rock People, Mer People, Alien People, Fantasy People, Science Fiction People, Alternate History People, Mirror Dimension People, Multiverse Grid People, Infinity Timeline People, Negative Infinity Timeline People, Non-Life, and Life that Act Worse than Anyone Else are Less than Nothing, Forever.
by Nobody 🖤 February 4, 2025
Get the Less than Nothingmug. Synonym to the phrase “No homo”, but this is the perfect way to mean the other phrase and mocking anyone who’s offended when people say no homo
by Jake.h73209 September 9, 2020
Get the Nothing Suspectmug.