Candy Cane

A geriatric sexpot.

I'm into necrophilia, but it's sorta illegal. So I unleash my sexuality on candy canes.

by mrmurphy69 December 3, 2020

Candy Hug

Candy Hug- A quick embrace that lifts your whole day

She came in out of nowhere and gave me a candy hug, really made my whole day..

by DeserTynker September 7, 2021

candy surprise

the event that a girl appears small chested until you can get her clothes off and then they look and feel huge!

Dude I had no idea that girls tits were so big till she took her top off. It was a total candy surprise!

by Dinger182 March 28, 2012

candy milk

The sweetened and colored milk that is left after eating a sugary, usually fruity, cereal.

After my breakfast, I always use my candy milk to take my vitamins.

by rabbitslims206 July 28, 2011

Trans candy

And what if I don't like nuts Jeremy? You made a candy bar out of spite that forces people who don't like nuts to eat candy that doesn't coincide with their gender you idiot.

Hym "The candy I have to eat doesn't coincide with my biological gender Jeremy. I don't control how I feel inside about nuts. I can't change my food palete. What am I supposed to do Jeremy? If I let your kids see me eating the wrong candy bar are you going to throw me in prison? Do I get a choice as to which candy I buy or do I just tell you my biological gender? I guess I'm trans candy now huh?

by Hym Iam March 7, 2023

thigh candy

Worn by southern men, shorts that are 3-5 inches above the knee. Usually shorts are in some sort of color.

Damn girl, did you see Mike's thigh candy today? That is hotttttt!!

by SouthernKate July 9, 2017

Candy gas

1. When somebody has the most heinous sounding and or smelling flatulance after consuming too much candy and or liquor.
2. When consuming at an excess a treat that causes severe flatulence.
3. That sound you make early in the morning and blame on the dog.

Damn boy, Jesse sure does have that candy gas! It sounds and smells terrible!

by zacktherapist April 18, 2018