Brian

If someone is chatting excessively about another person, in jealousy, admiration, hatred, etc. You would call them a Brian…

Somebody is excessively praising Marlon you would say “Pattern up you fuckin Brian g”

by Shervz September 8, 2025

Brian Moment

An instance of brutally ironic misfortune in one's life, typically in-line with "worst case scenario" predictions.

Brian: "I just met this beautiful woman who I have a lot in common with and we get along great. Only problem is she just started dating a guy who sounds a lot like me."
Alex: "Boy, that's a Brian Moment if I ever heard one."

by uncle_bongo February 14, 2024

Brian

Brian is a really athletic dork. He will be that type of person in BoyLove movies. He'd get shipped randomly and will get made fun of. People who crushes him mainly crushes him for his funny and lovable personality. I might get this wrong, but Brian is usually wearing glasses, he is slim and plays sports really well. He will crush a certain girl and never give her up.

A: Hey, he's really good at sports. So he's definetly a Brian.
B: Yeah! That guy is a Brian.

by sarahbobbington November 30, 2022

Brian Mcgee

A head football coach who's been stabbed, loves chewing tobacco, and is incredibly stubborn. He likes yelling and making fun of children, and most likely got laid at 12. Examples of quotes "Racoons... aggressive little shits." "YOU ARE SO FUCKING SLOW"

Shit, theres 'Brian Mcgee', RUN, he wont catch us.

by greeneggsnshmeegle January 8, 2019

Brian’s flop.

a phrase usually used for when a person jumps from the window, dying from the impact. Of course, inspired by Brian Thomas’ dramatic ass death.

“ holy shit ! that man just jumped out of the window ! “

“ that guy just pulled a Brian’s Flop. “

by noarksdefine November 24, 2021

Brian’s Cream of Curry

When you and your lady partner share enough chicken curry to feed an army, and proceed to engage in rigorous unprotected anal intercourse in your car. You leave multiple deliveries of semen in your ladies anus. Your lady friend proceeds to uncontrollably defecate into your crotch and car seats. at this point, you take a large serving spoon and consume all of the creamy poop contents within the car. At approximately 2:30 in the morning, you text your friends completion of the act.

Brian’s Cream of Curry

Definition: BRIAN please cream my curry butt poops!

by Gatorhouse69 April 12, 2024

Brian

A crazy and intelligent guy with the strangest ideas. A Brian always tries to be funny, although some of his jokes make you want to slap him. He is a fantastic person and always knows everything. Sometimes, Brian's can be a bit aggressive but can be very kind and respectful. If you have a Brian in your life, make sure you talk to him and hang out, as they can be very striking!

Hey, there's Brian over there.

by godzillafan22 October 14, 2021