zombie walk

When one takes a stinky dump in a public place (work,restaurant, etc.) and realizes that there isn't any air freshener. The person then procedes to lather up their hands with soap and walk around the bathroom waving their hands and generally milling about like a zombie so that the scent of the soap covers up the smell of the dump.

Guy 1 -"Hey, I just took the nastiest dump in there"
Guy 2 -"Did you atleast spray?"
Guy 1 -"No they ran out, but don't worry. I zombie walked it so it should be okay".

zombie walk by Kid Bobby April 15, 2008

zombie new year 

The Zombie New Year is/would-be the date exactly one year after the Zombie Apocalypse began.
Alternately it would be the date from which Zombies finally conquered the world. Many dispute this, however, stating that it would be impossible unless zombification could be passed on a microbal level. Unless zombification could be passed as such, and infect all manner of life, then technically the Zombie forces could never truly conquer the world.

On the Zombie New Year, survivors strike out at as many zombies as they can.

zombie new year by Kyvia June 11, 2006

zombie dick

When you're on something like cocaine or roxycodone and you're dick gets real hard but you can never cum.

Me: "Hey Dr. Dangus you rascal, listen to this. So I was doing some roxys last night and fucked this girl for like an hour, it took forever for me to cum, I had 'zombie dick' like crazy. Is that normal?"

Dr. Dangus: "I dunno, what do I look like to you? A fucking dick doctor?

zombie dick by Col. Robert J "Clean" Mongoose October 21, 2010

Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus 

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus returns from dead on Easter and becomes Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus. He hunts for eggs and brains. His bite will turn you into a zombie but will also cleanse you of all sin.

It's Easter! Happy Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus Day!

Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus by ETNSA May 14, 2011

zombie dick

when a man cums inside a woman and goes limp with in the vagina and after three seconds the dick will rise and smack the top of the womans vagina while she yells its alive!!!!!!!!

Ted did a zombie dick last night

zombie dick by Casey ''bigMAC'' McGinnis January 8, 2009

zombie 

in the game half-life, when a head crab takes over a corpse, the resulting alien is generally called a zombie, because of the whole "corpse being reanimated" thing.

be careful, there may be head crabs behind that door, or...SHIT! ZOMBIES!!!

zombie by ninja9 June 16, 2007

Zombie 

Australian term for a particularly heady and potent batch of marijuana. Also known as "zombie grass".

Traveling in a fried out Kombi (VW kombivan) on a hippy trail head full of zombie.

Zombie by yosav April 10, 2011