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Zach Goodwin

A man possessing the largest testicles known to mankind. It has been proven that the universe is actually a screenplay being written by him he just doesn’t know how to end it. He’s rumoured to appear in Spider-man no way home alongside your mom.

Also he’s a pretty good gaffer.
You know who’s great? Zach Goodwin’s dad!
by Sudae November 24, 2021
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Zach Rudduck

Someone who is constantly repeating dead memes.
Person- Hey Zach!
Zach Rudduck- YEAH BOIIIIII
Person- stop that's dead
Zach Rudduck- YEET!
Person- Stop Zach! All you do is repeat dead memes!
by Max Khaled March 8, 2017
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Zach Wilson

A quarterback drafted 2nd overall in 2021 by the New York Jets who is an epic bust.
What teachers like to say to misbehaved classes "Guys, fix your behavior, Y'all are good kids and will do great things, but this is unacceptable".

What I'd say "Guys, y'all are just bad, and I mean Zach Wilson levels bad".
by Clubboy November 21, 2023
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Zach

Zach is a piece of shit that never played the fucking Sims.

Learn to play the sims.
Zach: "I've never played the sims, but I played Dragonball Z-"
You: "You fucking piece of uneducated shit."

Zach is a piece of shit that hasn't experienced the sims. He is a sim.
by lunaticqueen March 24, 2024
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Zach

Zach is great. Zach can be straight forward, and some people won't like that. But once you get to know him you'll see he is actually the sweetest guy you will ever meet with the most genuine heart. You can talk about all kinds of problems with him and he will be there for you. Zach is funny and he will make you happy. Talking with Zach is always a pleasure, and you should be happy if you have a Zach in your life.
Look! There is Zach!
Isn't he great?
Yes, he is.
by not_imre August 16, 2019
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zach

the best(and whitest) guy you will ever meet. everyone loves him. zach’s come off as players but really they are the softest kind of guys around. do not get me wrong, they will still act all manly around their friends, but they are a completely different person on the inside. they may seem like a frat boy, but they would much rather stay in and cuddle than go out. they are the perfect balance of party animal and chill. although they are very smart, they tend to be incredibly modest and don’t want to admit to it all the time. once they meet the one they want, there will be no going back for them or you. they flirt in subtle ways, but charming enough to get you interested. once they want to pursue you, they won’t stop until you fall for them too. the best things about zach’s are that they are not afraid to get down with you or your friends. he isn’t embarrassed easily, and is super fun when he is drunk(white girl karaoke). if zach is your boyfriend, he will spoil you, both in kisses and things you love. he is the softest boyfriend you will ever have, both inside and out. if you are lucky enough to have a zach in your life, hold onto them, although it might be hard for you to shake them off anyways even if you wanted to.
“damn that boy has the nicest ass i’ve ever seen !”
“he must be a zach”
by simp for you December 14, 2021
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zach

an ugly musty crusty homophobic racist sexist walmart gumpy looking bitch who can’t keep his dick in his pants
ew, zach is so weird. he flirta with everyone at our school
by evie.is.sad April 10, 2021
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