by H3ge October 07, 2021
Gordon: *hits scientist 1 with a crowbar*
Scientist 1: ARRGH
Scientist 2: MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Scientist 1: ARRGH
Scientist 2: MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
by Cyber_definitionist August 17, 2019
When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.
Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
by Thou Art That November 22, 2024
When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"
Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
by Pipopaido December 25, 2023
Micheal: “I found a rock!”
Rory: “So fucking cool.. Do You Want a Cookie?”
Micheal: “I love cookies!”
Rory: “….”
Rory: “So fucking cool.. Do You Want a Cookie?”
Micheal: “I love cookies!”
Rory: “….”
by she’s mine. January 22, 2024
do you haev stupid?
by TheLastSparkl November 30, 2020
When someone offends you and you can ask them the phrase as if they need that feeling of offending you.
by Dououneedthat June 02, 2025