Woke

The ideal of being a pussy ass bitch. Usually accompanied by being offended easily and having a vag.

I think I heard Toby's vag flapping in the wind. He's a woke ass little bitch.

by Itstimebaby March 12, 2023

woke scout

Someone who spends hours a day browsing online for things that they can claim are "offensive", mostly so the "woke scout" can insult the uploader of said content and feel relevant. "Woke scout"s will use phrases such as "Be better.", assuming they are of some relevant high order.

Woke scout:"Why are you playing Super Mario? That's discrimination and racist. Be better."

Nomral people: *roll eyes*

by Based Fiend August 10, 2024

Wokeness

An ideology that imposes Identity Politics, Social "Justice", Thought Policing, Climate Hysteria, NeoRacism, Queer Pedagogy & Socialist Equity using statist/corporatist/cultural enforcement

The company wokeness policy required all White employees to admit they have benefitted from White Privilege.

by JimHansonDC March 15, 2023

Woke

A neo marxist,post modern, non theistic Ideology rooted in critical theory that suggests all issues in society are a result of racial & class inequality & as a result, all issues must constantly be defined through identity pollits resulting in segregation of individuals into separate victim/oppressor groups based off of immutable characteristics as race,gender,& perceived personal identity.

All Finn wants to do is talk about they/thems pronouns & how bad white males are because they are woke.

by modern english 2015 April 23, 2024

Woke

Having a profound understanding of social issues or worldly institutions on various levels.

That mf is so woke

by Abu Althalj al-Snow May 16, 2021

Woke

1. (adjective) Well-informed, up-to-date; alert to racial or social discrimination and injustice.
2. (noun) A deceptive and divisive method of conformist fascism disguised in platitudes of anti-racism, egalitarianism, and "do-gooder" ethic.
3. (adjective) Having the obedient qualities of a person who enjoys bending over to said societal pressures as described in definition 2

I used to love donating to them too, but then I woke up.
The company's founder must be rolling in his grave, with that new "woke" image.
I don't spend Thanksgiving with my relatives, they're too obnoxiously woke.

by as_ballin_as_possible December 19, 2023

Woke

Adjective: Catch-all word used by Cultural Conservatives as a substitute slur word.

Instead of calling a person a slur because it's no longer acceptable you would call them "woke". Example: I thinks "Woke" Space Lasers started all the fires in California.

by Guy Fawks January 13, 2023